Sunday, July 21, 2013

Hood To Coast 2013 - Packing for HTC with Matt

As promised, I present to you my personal packing list for Hood To Coast 2013. First and most important is team Slow Dip Ahead. This year's roster goes something like this:

1-Jason 
2-Amy
3-Morgan
4-Marc
5-Dan
6-Naomi
7-Adidas
8-Burke
9-Shawn
10-Matt
11-Lisa
12-Rachel

New additions include Jason and Adidas. Rachel (sister) knows Jason from high school and Adidas is a friend of Burke's from work. And Burke is Mike Burke who came on board in 2011 on a dare from team captain, Rachel (sister). I'm not even sure anyone else calls him Burke. It's entirely possible that Van 2 decided he was Burke and so he was. Amy and Dan (brother) are friends from Cal Poly SLO, which neither of them are. Morgan is my niece. Marc is my brother-in-law, recently married to Naomi (sister). That leaves only Shawn (brother) and Lisa (sister-in-law). So you see, family, friends and strangers. For 24-29 hours they will be a team. They will move, motivate, warm up, warm down and water with and for each other. They will sleep on the ground and will make way too many meals of PBJ and Gatorade. In short, it will be epic.

So for that time you will need some things. You'll need food, water, wet wipes, sure but you'll need a lot more to reduce the potential misery that an experience like this can present. Here's what I'm bringin':


This year I'm getting a little greedy with the van space and I'm bringing a sleeping pad along with my sleeping bag. My XPed camping pad is small, comfortable and can be pumped up by hand (not mouth) just by pushing on it in the right spot.

Basic Essentials:
2 Reflective vests. 2 is the minimum for a team but it should be the absolute minimum for a van unless you want to be doing a vest hand off as well as a baton hand off for all of the night legs. Also, the more vests you have the more time they have to dry in between runners. You are also required to have a headlamp and an LED flasher on your night legs. I have a light hat but the LED is pretty weak sauce and doesn't do much. My new headlamp is made by Black Diamond and has a red LED flasher in the back so it's a two-in-one. I'm also bringing along a couple of really bright, easy-to-carry flashlights. If you are responsible for your own lights and vest, you'll be less likely to be covered in someone else's sweat.

Electronics:
I'm bringing my iPod Shuffle and my Nano. The new Nano is terrible for running. The buttons get pressed too easily and it is too easy to press the wrong button and become very frustrated. I'll be using my Shuffle as a default but if I have to have some specific album, I'll run with the Nano. Maybe I can sweat it death. I've done it before. I'm bringing my running headphones. I shouldn't. I should leave them at home. They are against the rules. I'm bringing them anyway. I'm also bringing my mini-speaker for my mobile hydration belt sound system. I'm bringing my Kindle, as well. Maybe that isn't thought through. Reading would make me car sick. Okay, maybe the Kindle and the headphones stay home.

Running Stuff, Comfort Stuff and/or Placebos:
Hydration belt, electrolytes and carbs concoctions, candy, crappy disposable/lose-able sunglasses, KT Tape, Ben Gay, a toothbrush; whatever you need to run reliably and feel good. Bring it. Bring safety pins. You will need lots of safety pins and will be stoked to have some. I'm bringing my Stick and My TheraCane. A little self-massage goes a long way. Some non-disposable water bottles that are identifiable as yours are awesome. And a backpack. 


Of course I'm bringing the team shirts, a hot pink tutu and something else...


I bought an over the closet door shoe rack at Target. I cut it in half and strung some shoelaces to the tops of the halves. I figure I can hang them over the back of the passenger seat in the mini-van and each runner will have two pockets for various items that are often lost.

And one more thing...

I am determined to keep from throwing up. Ginger root save me!

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Hood To Coast 2013 - Slow Dip Ahead - Preparing for Battle

Team Slow Dip Ahead is gearing up for yet another Hood To Coast. This will be the 4th HTC as Slow Dip Ahead. Technically it's our 3rd as we were Team Under Domination one year (Underwhelm, Under Impress, Under Dominate). It's 36 days until the race and the team roster is set as of today. As with every HTC, we have strangers on board. Poor, poor, hapless strangers.

We are in the competitive category I would call "Proof Of Life". We run not to relive past glories (okay maybe a little) or to put in personal bests or roadkill other runners. We run to have fun. We run to support each other. We run, most of all, to prove to ourselves we can.

Slow Dip Ahead is, roughly, a family team. I have 4 siblings that run long distances. This is our 4th Hood To Coast as a family team. We've run 2007, 2009 and 2011 (some of us have run more but none have run less). So, the odd years. Which is fitting as we are an odd team. We fill out our team with significant others, friends, co-workers and poor bastards recruited through acquaintances. Through the years, a lot of those people have stuck around.

I really want people to experience Hood To Coast, I do. It's just that I feel I can't recruit someone into the sheer awesomeness of it without revealing the horror as well. We had a teammate one year who hated it and hated us from the beginning. It wasn't fun. She complained about us openly on her cell phone, had us remove everything from the van so she wouldn't have to sleep on the ground and then fell in a ditch and wrecked her ankle (right before the marathon she was training for so that sucks). We never saw her again. It was mutual. Maybe that's not the best example but it shows that the race is only fun if you make an effort to make it fun and truly join a team.

Every year we try to break up planning duties but, inevitably, our Portland contingent ends up with an unfair amount of the work. So our captain managed our entry, the beach housing and the vans and recruiting. No small tasks. Houses and vans get rented even before acceptances are sent out. Pro Tip: Pick up your rental as soon as you are able to avoid getting a lemon. Car rental agencies bring in tons of vans from wherever they can for Hood To Coast and some have... problems.

This year I took on the task of team running shirts. It was my year. This is a tough task because you are going to have to eat just about every penny of the costs. But I don't mind because I have at least 3 other team shirts that I doubt were ever recompensed.

With that, I present team Slow Dip Ahead's 2013 Hood To Coast race shirts:



















I am also trying to keep excitement going and to motivate training. In the past we've tried google spreadsheets, Nike+ and emails. This year half of us are on Garmin watches and so we're using Garmin Connect for training. I'm a data geek so it is totally awesome for me to go through the data from my teammates' runs. You can see where people stopped at stoplights, ran up a brutally steep hill, flew like some kind of fast flying thing in circles around a track. Way cool. Wearing a brick strapped to my wrist is less cool but I would do it forever to never have to see the Nike+ website again.

Part of my personal plan to motivate myself is what my stylist calls The Donaldson. If you aren't an A's fan, I pity you and your foolish life choices. If you are an A's fan you know Josh Donaldson, 3rd baseman. I can't grow facial hair so an epic mountain man beard is out. I can grow head hair like a friggin' expert, however, so I will soon be rocking this:
Holy crap! That's my stylist! I'm in good hands, I guess.


















Rock. I've been wanting a real mohawk for a while. Being a 36 year old man with a professional career, a mohawk is allowed but it's not really welcomed by the groaning machine churning through dead and dying souls 24 hours a day. So Hood To Coast is the perfect excuse for some impudence.

I had also planned on another secret motivational weapon of some kind. Maybe a speedo. Maybe a skirt. Possibly pool floaties. But then a discussion on Facebook about The Tour De France, no less, devolved remembrances of HTC costumes we'd seen in the past and before I knew it I was buying a hot pink tutu on Amazon. It's arriving today.

I ordered some Nuun too. I'm interested in trying it. As I've gotten old, I've gotten crampy. Unlike most running blogs that mention Nuun, I do not work for nor am I compensated by Nuun. Have you seen the number of stealth Nuun blogs out there? It's kind of sick. I understand wanting a social media presence but the fake blog is the most insidious and stupid form of online advertising. It just makes me hate the product. Still, runners like it and so I will try it.

I am certain that other tutus have been ordered, as well as fuzzy leg warmers and probably some sort of candy raver LED vest but I won't know for sure until race day.

Team Slow Dip Ahead: We may cry. We may barf. But, dammit, we'll do it in the best damned race in the world and in hot pink tutus.

Next Time: Matt's Hood To Coast Packing List (sneak peek: No Body Glide!)


Friday, July 5, 2013

Hood To Coast Sound System: Part 2

In the last installment, I rambled on about road racing safety and audio setups for music loving runners. In this installment I will share with you my Hood To Coast 2013 solution. This solution has not been road tested because, well, I think it would annoy the crap out of the other people on the trails and the folks in the neighborhoods.

First, the sub-structure: I'd needed a new hydration belt because the belt I was using sucked. I guess I wasn't even really using it. The couple of races I'd busted out on had been hellish as I'd tried to keep the thing cinched around my waist, with the water inside of the bottle and not all over my ass and without getting a rash. Failed on all goals. I doubted any hydration belts were worth a damn and had no hope that the one I'd ordered on Amazon would do anything but suck. I was wrong.

Meet the Nathan Speed 2R Hydration Belt:
http://www.amazon.com/Nathan-Auto-Cant-Hydration--Medium--Nathan/dp/B00CEW81FS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1373048063&sr=8-5&keywords=nathan+speed+2r

This belt is comfortable, easy to adjust and it stays put. I've taken it out on many jostling trail runs and it just stays in place. No cinching it around my ribcage, no adjusting it as it makes an orbit around my body every mile. Strap it on (a little low in the hips) with the stretchy but comfortable velcro strap and you're good to go. It has a funny metal disc in it that looks like it would hurt but you won't feel it. That's the magic. That makes it so everything can move in a way that keeps this thing from driving you nuts. At least that is how I like to imagine it.

Add the AYL Mini Speaker:
http://www.amazon.com/AYL-Portable-Speaker-Rechargeable-Battery/dp/B007OY5V68/ref=sr_1_10?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1373048526&sr=1-10&keywords=mini+mp3+speakers+AYL

I didn't but this strictly for Hood To Coast. In fact, I didn't buy it at all, I put it on my Elfster wish list and got it for Secret Macabee. (Yes, my life is culturally diverse.) My friend had recommended it to me for camping trips. Just charge it up in the car with the USB and it pumps out big sound (you'll be amazed of what it can do). I use it outside regularly while I wash the car, rake leaves, dance around my pagan altar, whatever. It's awesome.

Plus the MP3 player of your choice and you've got a soundsystem booming from below. I should note that the way I have it linked above, it costs more that the Road Noise Vest which my brother has purchased and is happy with. I, personally, did not pay as much as the price Amazon lists above for these items (well, the speaker was $20 but the belt was only $30). So there are good options out there. The true test will come on race day. Hopefully I'll be in the same van as my brother so we can compare and contrast.



Monday, February 11, 2013

Hood To Coast Sound System: Part 1

Hood To Coast started off small. In 1982, a bunch of dudes decided to split into 8 teams and relay race from the top of Mt. Hood to the water's edges in Pacific City, Oregon. It finishes in Seaside now but for decades the race has pretty much remained the same.

This year will be the 32nd annual running of this incredible endurance event. It will host 12,600 Hood To Coast runners and 18,000 total participants. This does not even count the thousands of volunteers and race officials that make it all run as smoothly as possible.

A few years back, Nike took over the administration of the race. With new management came new rules which, in this case, meant no more headphones or sound producing devices of any kind worn above the shoulders. This is a commonly adopted race rule, especially for races that do not have closed courses. I'm not going to argue that this rule is stupid or unfair. I don't really think it is. I think it's the right thing to do when you manage an event that will see thousands of people running down the side of a dark highway in the middle of the night.

So what's a guy/gal to do? I'm not some Bowerman Running Club superman. I'm a regular guy in his 30s, glory days long faded. I'm happy to plug along at 9 minute miles for as long as it takes but while I'm at it, I like some music to keep me company and bounce me along. Any competitive advantage I might gain is erased by my aching back and car sickness.

2011 was my team's first exposure to the new rule and team members tried a variety of solutions. In the case of at least one other runner and myself, it meant directly flouting the rules.

So, what's available? What works? What would I recommend? 

Safe Sound Sports: Safe Sound Personal Speakers (SSPS-1)




These swept across my team in 2011 and the verdict was disappointment across the board. The sound was tinny and too weak, the cords oddly over-long and tough to stow and the plastic clips weren't the most comfortable thing to have bouncing against skin for miles. I ditched mine before I even started the first leg and opted instead to wear my headphones around my neck turned up all the way (and to wear them on my ears when no one was looking or on a closed trail section). I do not know where my set of these are now and I do not care to know.

Road Noise: Sound Running Vest

http://www.roadnoise.com/vests/sound-running-vest-black-medium


Runing Vest

My brother sent me this link as a suggestion for this year (we didn't make it in to the race in 2012). It looks like a fantastic system. It's especially good for Hood To Coast where you are obliged to wear a reflective vest and flashers for a good deal of the race. For $55 they had better have some damn fine sounding speakers.

This looks like a good solution but I just can't be bothered to spring for that much money for such a purpose built object. Especially when I have another running problem that needs a solution: the bouncing hydration belt issue.

Next time: I reveal my incredible genius so that you may bask in its radiance... or maybe I just show you how I bought a new hydration belt and stuffed a kick-ass speaker in it.

To be continued...

Friday, September 7, 2012

Hello Blog, My Old Friend

I haven't updated this blog for a long time. That's not to say there haven't been any updates; it's just that most of the updates haven't been things I've felt like sharing.

Updates:

I'm not engaged anymore. That's kind of a bummer but not nearly as bad as it sounds. I guess we never expected the pressures that being engaged would put on our relationship and we kind of decided to take a step back and really look at things before making the leap into marriage.

I'm in the process of being promoted at work. The paperwork has been filed and not it's all just going through the necessary bureaucratic procedures. I was offered a kind of default promotion three months ago on the basis that they were hiring new people into the level above me who had no experience doing the job. I turned it down because I wanted to know I'd earned it. I know, I know. It matters to me.

After taking a break from running after the last Hood To Coast, I began trying to change my style of running again to a more POSE style. I've been running in Nike Free Runs as the Vibram five fingers just felt like they had too little padding and protection for what I wanted. I just felt uncomfortable and fragile in them. I know it's a matter of perception but perception is important as a lot of running is mental preparedness and toughness. In short, the switch has been awesome. I've become much less competitive as I delve deeper into my thirties so starting slowly and carefully into the new style was much easier. I'd tried once before and had seriously injured myself by being over zealous.

I also switched to running almost all of my runs on dirt. Trail running every weekend in Tilden Park has been amazing. It's beautiful, full of hills (which I love), and the dirt has a greatly reduced impact on my body. When I'd been running on cement I'd found that I was plagued by calf cramps after just a couple of miles. These went away entirely when running on the trails. Sure, I've taken a couple of nasty spills that have sidelined me for a couple of weeks at a time but I honestly feel like that is part of the allure. If you lose concentration or if you lose control, you could eat it and eat it hard. If you are injured, you are on your own to get back to where you started. That makes it sound more hardcore than it is, especially in Tilden where you're never more than a mile or two from your car. Also, the worst injuries I've suffered to date have been a couple of severely stubbed big toes and some scraped up skin.

When running on the trails, the scenery, the obstacles and the occasional claustrophobic corridors of trails keep the mind occupied, taking away the monotony that would let my mine wander to the tightness of my breathing or the strain of my muscles. It's a challenge. It's a game. It's the first thing to get me interested in racing again for years. Sure, I've raced within the last couple of years but this makes me really want to race; makes me desire challenging myself against terrain, other racers, and my own will.

I don't know how frequently I will update or maintain this blog in the future. If I put a schedule or a timetable to it, I will be less motivated to stick with it. I guess that's just the way I am. I've never liked being told what to do, even by myself.


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

#SOPA #PIPA #ACTA #DMCA #MPAA #RIAA #WTF

Recently hundreds of websites went dark, limiting user access, and/or altered their main page appearance to try to bring awareness to their users of some pieces of legislation before the houses of the US congress. The response from their users was tremendous and pushed many legislators who had previously supported these bills to withdraw that support. I've been on a bit of a rant about it myself recently in my Twitter feed and in the flow of words coming out of my mouth to friends and colleagues. Surprisingly, although many internet users got the message that these laws might hurt the internet most don't understand how or why they should be upset beyond reddit told them to be. This stuff seems complicated, I'll grant that, but they really aren't all that tough to understand. I'll lay them out here as best as I can.

Let's talk a little history. Hollywood. Why is it in Hollywood? When motion pictures were invented they were an incredibly innovative technology; an innovative technology that could make people a lot of money; an innovative technology to which Edison owned the patents. People didn't want to pay Edison money to make movies so they moved their movie making endeavors to California where the patent laws of the time did not apply. They were stealing. They were patent pirates. They found a way to steal so they could profit from further innovating on an innovation.

Hollywood and the entertainment industries that have sprung up around it, including the music industry, are extremely profitable for the captains of these industries. The captains of these industries have sought, rightfully so, to defend their rights to continue making money from them. Unfortunately, they have a history of trying to crush or stifle other innovations in defense of their originally ill-gotten gain. The VCR, cassette tapes, DVD burners, CD burners, DVRs, and a plethora of digital formats throughout the development of  the personal computer and the internet have each and every one been vehemently attacked by the entertainment industries before eventually being adopted, at least in part, by them. They are the distributors of entertainment and they want to maintain that control. They don't want you to be able to distribute their entertainment, rightfully so, but they also don't want you to be able to distribute your own creations without them getting a slice of the earnings.

In this sense, the internet is a massive threat to them. The internet allows the content creator to cut out the distributing and managing middle man. It also allows people to take their products and distribute them for free but that's only part of their problem. What happens to their business model when musical acts like Radiohead or Girl Talk and performers like Louis CK take their products directly to market? What happens to their business model when these same acts say 'pay whatever you want or nothing' or 'take a look or a listen and if you like it, then pay me'? What happens when new, undiscovered acts or performers take their creative content to Soundcloud or to YouTube and give it away in exchange for exposure? Their business model falls to pieces and they have to restructure it. They hate that. They do not want to do that. They've set up a giant pyramid of people who all get money from the content others have created. These are executives and administrators. They are not artists or performers. They are not content creators. If the pyramid falls, they are boned.

Isn't this way over-simplified? YES. WAY. But I'm not going for tl;dr here. There are tons of people who may or may not be working behind the scenes to create content: producers, writers, sound/recording engineers, etc. When Radiohead or Louis CK work, those people work too.

Lobbying and lobbyists aren't inherently bad things. In fact they were originally and still can be a pretty good thing. You want your business needs to be seen and considered by your elected legislators. That's great. But lobbying in many cases has grown into something else, something more than a consideration of needs; a quid pro quo agreement. I scratch your back with massive campaign donations and support and you write laws that benefit me, even if it's to the detriment of your other constituents. Enter the MPAA and the RIAA.

The MPAA and RIAA are not the entertainment industry. They do not pay content creators and are not hired by content creators. They are lobbyists hired by the captains of the entertainment industry to protect the interests and profits of themselves and their shareholders. Whether this has any affect on the profits enjoyed by the actual content creators is arguable. I'm not going to argue it. I just want to point out the straw man argument that is often used in the media to defend the actions of these groups. These people are far separate from the actual content creators.

The MPAA and the RIAA versus the internet. Right now, right this very second, there are laws in place that allow the US Justice Department to take domestic internet sites offline permanently for violation of copyright laws. Yes. It's true. This is not a new thing. Also, thanks to the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA), entertainment companies have the right to directly remove copyright violating files from domestic websites (a right they severely abuse but, again, I'm not going into that).

So what's the deal with the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), the Protect Intellectual Property Act (PIPA) and the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA)? Why do the MPAA and RIAA want these laws so badly and why would they hurt the internet? The laws currently in place only apply to domestic websites; websites with a .org, .net or .com domain name in the Domain Names System (DNS). The DNS allows websites to use a URL (uniform resource locator) or 'website name' instead of their IP address (a string of numbers). When the Justice Department takes down a website, they remove it from the DNS. It's still there, you just have to use the IP address to get to it. You can't take a website down unless you go physically cut the cord. But for most web users the website is effectively gone if it is no longer listed in the DNS.

These laws expand the takedown power of the US Justice Department to websites with any URL suffix. Think bit.ly or redd.it. It greatly expands their takedown powers. Yes, the companies whose copyrights have been violated still have to get a court order to have entire websites taken down. But wait, there's more. What these laws also do, and what is a great threat to the internet as we know it today, is to require Internet Service Providers and all websites to police their own customer and users. That means that if you decide to share a copyrighted work on YouTube, your ISP and YouTube have both committed a crime.

If I make a video of myself dancing to a Lady Gaga song and I place it on YouTube, YouTube has to recognize that I've done so, decide if I've committed a copyright violation against Universal Media Group and take down my video. If they do not, YouTube has committed a copyright violation and could be taken offline. You see, it's too much of a pain in the ass for UMG or the RIAA to sue me individually for copyright infringement. It's much easier to threaten the company I've used to commit that infringement (if that example would count as infringement at all which a court would have to decide and it costs money to take me to court so...).

What if I record a song on SoundCloud and call it "Poker Face"? It's a completely new creative work that does not have any semblance at all to Lady Gaga's song of the same title. Soundcloud can't take the time to listen to every song users upload and they can't take the risk of being shutdown so they delete my song and maybe my account. My ISP sees the upload of PokerFace.mp3 and cancels my internet account and I can't even go online anymore. I've just been completely censored and the courts, UMG and the RIAA didn't even have to get their hands dirty. Friggin' nefarious, no?

How does that affect the internet as we know it? Why would any website or ISP allow you to share any file whether you created it, own it, or not, if the threat of allowing you to do so is going out of business? What is the internet if not a way to share content you've created: websites, bits of open-sourced code, photos of your vacation.

Is pirating of copyrighted works a problem? Yes. It has been since people have had the ability to make a copy. Is destroying the greatest innovation since the printing press the answer? No. No, it is not.

What can you or I or anyone else do about it? Not a lot, realistically, except make your voice heard as often as possible. Your congressperson is getting buckets and buckets of lobbyist money to support their re-election campaigns and keeping their jobs is a pretty big interest for these folks. Keeping your job as a congressperson takes TONS of money (that's a rant for another day). You can't even begin to fight money with money in this case. You've already lost that battle by a huge margin. What your congressperson can't ignore is millions of constituent voices. They want to but they'd look super corrupt. They are, after all, supposed to representing you and what you believe. Right? Right.


Friday, October 7, 2011

My Newly Unchanged Life

People like to ask you questions about things. Different people often ask the same question about the same subject. They are genuinely interested in your interests. They want details. This is why people always ask about tattoos "Did it hurt?" They know it hurt. That's not what they want to know. But that is a gateway to talking about the experience as a whole.

I didn't expect to feel different after getting engaged but I did. I still do. I feel awesome. Feeling awesome for nearly an entire week is, in my opinion, a pretty good indicator I'm doing something right. But the question people have asked me most consistently is, what's changed? What's different? Anything? The other question everyone asks is "When's the wedding?" and the answer to that is "We don't know and did not realize you'd be asking that question, I guess, because we are completely unprepared with an answer."

But the conceit of this blog post is that my life has or has not changed due to getting engaged and/or turning 35 and, hey, maybe I could say what's different and what's not and maybe it'll be entertaining. Maybe. So, without further ado, a window into my life as a newly engaged man...

Work is pretty much the same. I'm a software application designer which sounds pretty cut and dry but it entails so much more than you might expect. When I come in to the office each day I check two things, bridge and rocketship. This week, both remained more or less static.

There IS a rocketship in this picture.

This week was Oracle Open World. The software I design for is an Oracle proprietary product so not only were some of my department-mates presenting at Open World but we got a bunch of passes. For a few hours, I was a woman named Teresa. I got a great new grocery bag, a water bottle and a USB thumb drive. I also got to see some of the cutting edge technology on display.

Is it a mistake or an ad for the iPhone 54S?
PG&E is actively involved in the community. Which community? All of them! This week saw the kick-off of our charitable giving campaign and the IT department hosted a silent auction. It may surprise some to find out that I am a connoisseur of the arts. I was delighted to come away from the silent auction being the sole bidder and eventual overall winner of this wonderful addition to my collection of prints of animals wearing hats. Seriously. I can only assume that my bid was so powerful it scared off all other potential bids.

"Wha?" He seemed to say.
 But then, you wouldn't really expect my work life to change much based on an engagement or a birthday. How are things around the house? What's my home life like? Have I had to, you know, grow up? Tone things down. Yes, a little. But I'm still young, alive, kicking it old school and what not.

Just the other night I found I had the house to myself so I busted out my axe and raged on some wild jams until the sonic assault was too much and the cat's asked if I might keep it d-meow-n.


My fingers were starting to hurt from busting crazy hot licks anyway so I decided to head to the shooting range for some target practice. Now, this kind of activity might seem frivolous and not befitting of someone of advanced age and responsibility but I assure you it's for a purpose. In fact, before I got engaged I never shot anything at anything. Practically never. But with the prospect of having a wife and a family having become imminent, I set about preparing myself to defend my brood if/when the time comes.

That's a tight cluster!
What if the cats become zombies?
What if Cat Stevens becomes a zombie?!
Later in the week some friends, Rachel, and I got together for a night of pizza, drinking and birthday celebrating. Here's where things actually seem to be a little different.

Instead of making a dent in this...
We finished this.
 Also, I wasn't the designated driver. That meant that instead of having one glass of wine, I could have two glasses and a shot or two of whiskey (and mean hangover and a touch of regret and a feeling of creeping mortality).

So yeah, I may not be able to hold my drink anymore but I'm still rocking hard and shooting straight and living the high tech bay area dream. Maybe things will change when we tie the knot and settle down for real but maybe not. And that is awesome.